So now that I'm afraid to go get my car...

"To the Virginia Tech Community:

This morning at 11 a.m., a sexual assault was reported by a Virginia
Tech student in the I-Lot, also known as The Cage. The assailant,
who is still at-large, was described as 6' in height and is a white
male wearing a navy blue-hooded sweatshirt. Anyone having information
regarding this incident, please call the Virginia Tech Police
Department at 231-6411."