Almost forgot my weekly horoscope. And no comment is necessary on this one, lmao.

sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
You're like the Pied Piper of the love-lorn this week. You've got the It factor in spades, whether it's your good old-fashioned charisma, your new body spray, your cute puppies or just your way with the, um, pipe. Everyone wants to follow you home. So what do you need our help for? Just enjoy the attention -- we'll be the ones trying to get to the front of your line. "Hey, Sag-y, remember us? Remember all the good times we've had talking about your week ahead? Hey, wait up!"