Here's some AIM profile wisdom:

From Champe -
WashMarx: You're using your brain! That's insider trading!

From Mike -
--flashy profile garishness inserted here...
--really depressing quotations here...
--some broken links to click here...
--a snippet of an AIM conversation where someone said something really stupid here...
--maybe a poem that means nothing to anyone else, or part of a song where the singer bitches about how crappy his life is here...
there, i hope my conformity to your aim standards is tolerable. i think ill go eat a hotdog now to celebrate.

From Molly -
New potential nicknames must be submitted to MONA (Molly's Official Nicknaming Association) before use. Thank you for your input.