"I had a brief golden-ticket moment after spying a box of Wild Turkey. Alas, the box was empty (“oompa-loompa-doompity-doo, we’re going to hide the bourbon from you”)"
- Colonel Noseworthy, 4/6/05

So yeah, the Maynard thing was an April Fool's day joke. Kinda figured it had to be when I went back and saw that they always do something dramatic every year.

Dress went just fine tonight. It's my little freshman's birthday today, so I gotta take him out this weekend sometime. Any excuse for a drink, eh? Eh??