You'll have to pardon my bluntness for a moment, but this is something that I need to write.

Every six months or so (in fact, around my birthday and half birthday, because I'm morbid like that) I update my last living will and testament. I started doing this back in college when I first got very sick, and I'm working on it tonight, being that it's that time of the year and lately my thoughts had been twisted towards thoughts of mortality.

I'm not uncomfortable with the idea, and you all know me well enough to know I've got a strong faith, but I just wanted to take the time to mention this. And that if the worst is ever to come, this document is located in the "Papers" folder on my laptop. I figure someone who reads this will remember.

Oh, and when I say I want my ashes shot into space like Gene Roddenberry, I mean it.