Cute! Guess who just donated money to RAM out of the blue? Hehe, I think this one's a keeper already. :-D

Oh, and this is for Lance:

LOST
LANCE'S WEENIE
Approximately 18 inches long and 5 inches wide
Covered in brown fur
Last seen in a cage in SW VA.

But seriously though, I hope you find your dog soon! Poor weenie dog. For those of you who don't know, Lance had trained her to attack on the command of "Are you gonna take that shit?" and pointing. Lol.