Em & Lo for the week of Sept. 19th...because everyone else was doing it:

Sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
Everything is funnier in threes except sex. Threeways? They totally suck (if you don't agree, then you've been watching too much porn). Love triangles? They suck harder. Two Girls and a Guy? Don't even get us started on how bad that movie sucked. If you must have group sex, make it a fourway so no one's piggy in the middle. If you must enter a love triangle, please don't kid yourself that it's going to end in anything but tears (well, tears and mindblowing sex, probably). And if you must rent a Robert Downey Jr. movie, make it Only You.

And you wouldn't believe how much wierder this is in context to a conversation I had only just last night.