When I came up here I imagined trying many new and amazing things in this fast and fabulous lifestyle.
I did not, however, forsee myself peeing in an empty Subway cup while at a standstill in the middle of 28.
If you saw the news today, you might have heard about a police station shooting in Fairfax county. If I had only left DC about 2 minutes earlier I would have missed the police baricade, but no...instead, I was stuck with several other thousand people in the middle of nowhere while a massive manhunt was on in our general area. Up until this point the day had been pretty good...got one good email, one not so good one this morning, but work went easily and we all went up and got sushi afterwork. So the deal is, I'm on this health kick about drinking more water, since it helps my skin and since I'm working outside in the sun quite a bit. I feel a lot better in general, but of course, now my metabolism is speeding up. So I really only had the two options: the empty cup, or the woods with a bunch of policemen carrying rifles around.
All it really took was a bit of grace and balance, and the wishful thinking that none of the other motorists would happen to walk up past me at the time. I'm rather proud of how easy it was.
Another "no shit" moment, brought you you by Valdyr.
I did not, however, forsee myself peeing in an empty Subway cup while at a standstill in the middle of 28.
If you saw the news today, you might have heard about a police station shooting in Fairfax county. If I had only left DC about 2 minutes earlier I would have missed the police baricade, but no...instead, I was stuck with several other thousand people in the middle of nowhere while a massive manhunt was on in our general area. Up until this point the day had been pretty good...got one good email, one not so good one this morning, but work went easily and we all went up and got sushi afterwork. So the deal is, I'm on this health kick about drinking more water, since it helps my skin and since I'm working outside in the sun quite a bit. I feel a lot better in general, but of course, now my metabolism is speeding up. So I really only had the two options: the empty cup, or the woods with a bunch of policemen carrying rifles around.
All it really took was a bit of grace and balance, and the wishful thinking that none of the other motorists would happen to walk up past me at the time. I'm rather proud of how easy it was.
Another "no shit" moment, brought you you by Valdyr.
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subway.
eat fresh.
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